Burlington Moves to Simpler, Faster 10 Step/5 year Permitting Process
BURLINGTON – Responding to complaints from residents regarding the length and environmental impact of the permitting process, the Burlington City Council has approved a new […]
Sanders Leaning Towards Selecting Cardi B as VP if Nominated
DETROIT – VT Senator Bernie Sanders is close to selecting a candidate for vice-president were he to receive the Democratic nomination for president, and according […]
VT Addresses Booming Deer Population With Abstinence-Only Education for Fawns
BETHEL – In a compromise with the VT House, Governor Phil Scott has agreed to address the state’s rising deer population with a series of […]
Governor Names Trey Anastasio as Incoming Phish & Wildlife Commissioner
MONTPELIER – Governor Phil Scott announced today that he will appoint musician Trey Anastasio to replace retiring Phish and Wildlife Commissioner Nectar Rorris when Rorris […]
Jeffrey Epstein’s Top Client Dies in Mysterious Suicide Next Friday
NEW YORK CITY – In a shocking development, recently deceased prisoner Jeffrey Epstein’s former client, billionaire Les Wexler, has apparently committed suicide next Friday, despite […]
Syrup & Cows #114 – 8/11/19 – Soft Serve
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Vermont Psychological Association Endorses President Trump’s Reelection Bid
MONTPELIER – Vermont’s leading group of psychologists, the Vermont Psychological Association (VPA), has endorsed Donald Trump for a second presidential term, citing the sharp rise […]
Burlington Announces New Plans for Community’s Favorite Large Downtown Pit
BURLINGTON – On July 19, 2019 Brookfield Properties announced another delay for the long postponed CityPlace. The hole in the ground in downtown Burlington would […]
Local Abenaki Leaders Tweet to GOP: “If you don’t like criticism, go back where you came from”
N’DAKINNA – A tweet from a local Abenaki leader is going viral this week when Chief Wendall Urive tagged GOP leaders with the message “If […]
Following Wave of Deadly Mass Shootings, Vermont Moves to Ban Trousers
MONTPELIER – As America struggles with which inaction to take after a particularly deadly week for gun violence, Republican Governor Phil Scott of Vermont has […]