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Gov. Scott Unable to Contact $10K Grant Recipients Due to Poor Cell Signal

January 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

BERLIN – Vermont made the news last year when Governor Phil Scott announced a $10K grant to out-of-state residents who might be willing to move […]

Syrup & Cows #086 – The Third One is Always the Worst

January 27, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Trump Pledges to Keep Government Open At Least Long Enough to Give SOTU Address

January 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON DC – The longest shutdown in the history of the US Government is coming to a temporary close as President Trump agrees to three […]

Saint Michael’s College to Downsize and Merge With University of Phoenix Online

January 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – Following the news of the closure of Green Mountain College this week, a second Vermont college has announced it will scale back operations […]

Vermont Racists Frustrated Over Inability to Be Prosecuted

January 24, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Concern has arisen among Vermont’s top racists after an announcement from state Attorney General TJ Donovan that he will not prosecute anyone involved […]

Gov. Scott Throws Out All Taxes That Do Not Spark Joy

January 23, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Vermont Democrats were feeling concerned about budgetary matters this week, after Governor Phil Scott declared that he was going to eliminate any state […]

Third Grader Starts GoFundMe to Attend Stranger’s Birthday Party in Boston

January 22, 2019 The Winooski 0

HARDWICK – After accidentally receiving an invitation to a birthday party for a child he does not know, a local boy is receiving help from […]

“Snow Drivin’ Teen” Jane Henry Defeats Snow Blower in Tight Competition

January 21, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Despite the chilly temperatures dropping below -20 F with the wind, a crowd of neighborhood onlookers were out early Monday morning to see […]

Syrup & Cows #085 – Getting Plowed

January 20, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Low Turnout at Homelessness Awareness Day Blamed on People Not Wanting to Be Stuck Outside in the Cold

January 19, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Turnout in previous years has reportedly been much higher for the annual Homelessness Awareness Day and Memorial Vigil held each January at the […]

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