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VTrans Develops New Weapon to Keep Truckers Safe From Smugglers’ Notch Sirens

May 23, 2019 The Winooski 0

CAMBRIDGE – After two trucks were lured to their deaths by the Smugglers’ Notch Sirens within the first week of the re-opening of the pass, […]

Fire Danger Low in Vermont For 137th Consecutive Day

March 9, 2019 The Winooski 0

CAMBRIDGE – In what is being hailed as a major victory for Vermont’s fire safety record, the state has now seen its 137th straight day […]

Smuggler’s Notch Sirens Lure Another Truck to Its Death

October 28, 2017 The Winooski 23

CAMBRIDGE – Another tractor-trailer has been lured to its doom by the dangerous creatures who lurk in and around Smuggler’s Notch. The sirens use their […]

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