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Vermont Now Offering $10,000 to Elderly Women Willing to Have Children

January 14, 2019 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – The State of Vermont is on record as offering $10,000 to entrepreneurs from out of state who will move to work and live […]

Gov. Scott Announces New Plan to Create Artificial Taxpayers

January 11, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott was sworn in to a second term in office yesterday alongside a number of other elected officials. The governor […]

VT Hits Back Against New USDA Labels for GMO Foods

January 9, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont has something to say about the USDA’s new packaging labels for foods containing genetically modified ingredients. The updated branding […]

State Moves to Ban Beautiful Scenery After Multiple Traffic Accidents

January 5, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – As the house begins to prepare bills for the 2019 legislative session, some Vermont reps are discussing a new bill that would remove […]

State Touts New Insurance Plan: “Most of Our Bridges Are Covered”

December 29, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Governor Phil Scott is claiming a win for his administration after negotiating a new deal in insure Vermont’s infrastructure. Previous policies did not […]

Top VT Educators Advocate for Consent-based Guidance Counseling

December 26, 2018 Jill Allen 0

MONTPELIER – In the wake of allegations of misconduct against the former guidance director of Burlington High School, the state’s top overseer of learning, Ed […]

Superior Court Rules Poverty Not Protected by Constitution

November 30, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In a groundbreaking new ruling this week, Vermont Superior Court declared that residents do not have a Constitutional right to be poor. A […]

Vermont Billionaires Accused of Paying No Taxes in 2018

November 29, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont’s billionaires are being accused of not doing their part to help the state financially, after it was revealed this week that no […]

State Pledges Increased Funding to Develop Clean Energy “Snowlar” Panels

November 27, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has pledged to continue moving the state away from a dependence on fossil fuels by increasing state funding for […]

With Success of Dennis Hof, More Dead Candidates Lining Up for 2019

November 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Many questioned whether a confirmed dead person could possibly be elected to public office, but with the successful campaign of deceased candidate Dennis […]

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