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Satire to be Banned in Vermont?

April 8, 2021 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – A number of State Representatives have introduced legislation which would make satire illegal in the Green Mountain State. Representative Woody Forrest of Woodbury […]

Vermont Hopes to Decrease Unemployment by Reducing Work Hours

March 26, 2021 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Representative Millie Lennial, of Middlesex, has introduced a Bill H.2000, that would reduce the work week from forty to thirty-two hours for all […]

Condos: Separate Ballot Boxes For Fake Ballots Ensure No Fraudulent Voting In Vermont

February 1, 2021 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Now that the vote counting in Vermont is fully completed and the results are final, Vt. Secretary of State Jim Condos reports that […]

Patriots Storm Vermont Capitol to Thank Governor for Hard Work and Dedication

January 7, 2021 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – The State House in Montpelier, VT was overrun yesterday with angry patriots, furious that not enough has been done to thank Governor Phil […]

Governor Issues New Guidelines on Out-of-State Visitors From North Pole Region

December 21, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott released new guidelines Monday morning that impose some, but not all, of the state’s restrictions on visitors from the […]

State Explores Unifying All School Districts

December 11, 2020 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – After it was reported that Vermont is considering a unification of all of its state colleges last week, new information has come out […]

Vermont Principals Association Eliminates All History in Vermont Schools

September 24, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Responding to complaints that history is biased and disrespectful, the dominating group of educational intellectuals in Vermont has ruled that all history has […]

No Gubernatorial Debates in Vermont?

July 27, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – A spokesperson for Governor Phil Scott says that any suggestion of a gubernatorial debate will be discarded. Czeh B’Allot, Scott’s Isle LaMotte organizer, […]

Vermont Fakes Higher COVID Numbers to Keep Flatlanders Out

July 13, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott admitted early Monday morning that he had tried to falsify the state’s coronavirus numbers in an attempt to keep […]

Vermont Agency of Education Memos Reaffirm Their Commitment to the Obvious

July 7, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After reading this actual line from the Agency of Education’s weekly field memo of June 25th, 2020, “The Vermont single-use products law will […]

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