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Plattsburgh Tourism Drops 78% Overnight

October 17, 2018 The Winooski 1

PLATTSBURGH – The city of Plattsburgh, NY has reported a startling decline in the number of tourists visiting from out of state. The number of […]

Local Restaurant Receives Grammar Citation

October 26, 2017 The Winooski 0

PLATTSBURGH, NY – The Chat & Chew, a local eatery famous for its Groundhog Gravy & Bite-em Biscuits, has just received a warning from the New […]

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