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Towns Asked to Defund Police Departments, Even If They Don’t Have One

June 30, 2020 The Winooski 0

RANDOLPH – The Coalition Of Intellectual Liberals (C.O.I.L.) of Vermont has requested that towns without police forces show support for the defunding of police by […]

Randolph Considers Non-Human Officers After Entire Police Force Quits

November 28, 2018 Jill Allen 0

RANDOLPH – In the wake of the departure of Randolph’s entire six-person police force, town manager Randy Ulf announced that he and the select board were […]

Vermonters Claim 2024 Eclipse Will Be Much Better Than This One

August 22, 2017 The Winooski 0

RANDOLPH – Perhaps a little green with envy in the Green Mountain state, Vermonters spent the day of the Great American Eclipse of 2017 looking forward […]

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