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Christian Landlord Fights “Uninhabitable” Ruling, Claims Rental Unit Condition is “Biblical”

February 15, 2019 The Winooski 0

SWANTON – When the local town health officer declared Chris Judge’s barn “uninhabitable” and informed the tenants that they would need to vacate, Judge made […]

Nazis Leaving America for Canada, Declare “Mission Accomplished”

June 18, 2018 The Winooski 2

SWANTON – U.S. customs officials are reporting an unusually large number of self-identifying Nazis crossing the border into Canada in recent weeks. When asked about […]

Only Decent Man On the Internet Finds it Hard to Believe that All Women Have Been Harassed

October 17, 2017 The Winooski 0

SWANTON – Chris Virtue has had a rough week. After hundreds of thousands of reports of women being sexually harassed or assaulted began flooding the […]

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