Man Objects to His Gender in Satirical News Article
WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski came under fire this week from one of its imaginary subjects. A man featured in today’s article […]
Month: November 2017
Syrup & Cows #024 – 11/19/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
UVM Eliminates Entire $4M Deficit By Cutting 6 Music and Dance Classes
BURLINGTON – In a sudden and unexpected move, the University of Vermont has completely solved its huge deficit crisis by cancelling six fine arts classes […]
Protests Over Essex High School’s Portrayal of Law Enforcement in “Les Mis”
ESSEX JUNCTION – Hundreds of Vermonters arrived at Essex High School last night armed with protest signs and singing the songs of angry men in […]
USDA Threatens to Pulls Funding From Vermont Over Animal Sanctuaries
WASHINGTON – In a strongly worded letter sent to the state of Vermont and to several towns including East Burke, Springfield, and Woodstock, the United […]
Vermont Hoping to Keep People From Leaving, Entering the State
SOUTH BURLINGTON – In an effort to keep their best and brightest from leaving the state, many Vermont communities are enacting programs designed to encourage […]
Vermont Scraps Carbon Tax, Writes Tickets For Littering Instead
MONTPELIER – In a change of direction for Energy Independent Vermont, lobbyists have given up on getting a carbon tax passed for gasoline, diesel, natural […]
Vermonters File Class Action Suit Against the Wind
MONTPELIER – After the devastating wind storms that swept the state over the past few weeks, a group of Vermonters has banded together to file […]
Syrup & Cows #023 – 11/12/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Georgia Native Tired of Explaining to Vermonters That She is Not From Franklin County
GROTON – For Olivia Williams, every new social interaction begins with a bit of an explanation. The Atlanta-born social worker relocated to Groton, VT several […]