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Month: November 2017

Man Objects to His Gender in Satirical News Article

November 20, 2017 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski came under fire this week from one of its imaginary subjects. A man featured in today’s article […]

Syrup & Cows #024 – 11/19/17

November 19, 2017 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

UVM Eliminates Entire $4M Deficit By Cutting 6 Music and Dance Classes

November 18, 2017 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – In a sudden and unexpected move, the University of Vermont has completely solved its huge deficit crisis by cancelling six fine arts classes […]

Protests Over Essex High School’s Portrayal of Law Enforcement in “Les Mis”

November 17, 2017 The Winooski 0

ESSEX JUNCTION – Hundreds of Vermonters arrived at Essex High School last night armed with protest signs and singing the songs of angry men in […]

USDA Threatens to Pulls Funding From Vermont Over Animal Sanctuaries

November 16, 2017 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – In a strongly worded letter sent to the state of Vermont and to several towns including East Burke, Springfield, and Woodstock, the United […]

Vermont Hoping to Keep People From Leaving, Entering the State

November 15, 2017 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – In an effort to keep their best and brightest from leaving the state, many Vermont communities are enacting programs designed to encourage […]

Vermont Scraps Carbon Tax, Writes Tickets For Littering Instead

November 14, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In a change of direction for Energy Independent Vermont, lobbyists have given up on getting a carbon tax passed for gasoline, diesel, natural […]

Vermonters File Class Action Suit Against the Wind

November 13, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After the devastating wind storms that swept the state over the past few weeks, a group of Vermonters has banded together to file […]

Syrup & Cows #023 – 11/12/17

November 12, 2017 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Georgia Native Tired of Explaining to Vermonters That She is Not From Franklin County

November 11, 2017 The Winooski 4

GROTON – For Olivia Williams, every new social interaction begins with a bit of an explanation. The Atlanta-born social worker relocated to Groton, VT several […]

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