U.S. Senate Unanimously Confirms Vermont’s Next U.S. Attorney, Saul Goodman
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a rare moment of bi-partisan unity, the U.S. Senate has confirmed in a unanimous vote that the next U.S. attorney for […]
Month: November 2017
Canada Sues South Canada Over Country Name, Quickly Apologizes
SOUTH CANADA – The country of Canada has filed a suit against its tiny neighbor to the south, claiming that South Canada does not have […]
Democrats Sweep National Elections on Pro-Vermont Platform
MONTPELIER – Vermont Democrats, and even their Republican Governor Phil Scott, are praising the results of yesterday’s national elections as a positive referendum on the […]
Burlington City Council Banquet Cancelled After Councillors Unable to Choose Main Course
BURLINGTON – An awards banquet hosted by the Burlington City Council was postponed indefinitely after the 12 councilors were unable to come to a decision […]
Politicians Make Political Statement Asking Not to Politicize Latest Tragedy
MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont politicians, political lobbyists, and political activists have joined together with White House counselor Kellyanne Conway in releasing a highly politicized press […]
VT Yankee Sale Delayed After Potential Buyer Revealed to Be Lex Luthor
VERNON – Federal Regulators this week extended the deadline on a decision regarding the sale of Vermont’s decommissioned nuclear power plant to New York-based corporation […]
Syrup & Cows #022 – 11/5/17
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Vermonters Complain Apocalyptic Thor: Ragnarok is “Too Realistic”
WILLISTON – As Marvel Studios’ latest film races to the top of the box office this weekend, many local movie-goers are complaining that the film […]
Costco Banned From Selling Gas, Fills New Pumps With Maple Syrup
COLCHESTER – After years of negotiations and major construction that disrupted their parking lot traffic significantly, Costco’s Colchester location has been prevented from filling their […]
Donald Trump Apologizes For Recent Tweet, Thought it Was Opposite Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. President Donald Trump has, in a very surprising move, apologized for something. Some of his recent tweets, he claims, were meant […]