Superior Court Rules Poverty Not Protected by Constitution
MONTPELIER – In a groundbreaking new ruling this week, Vermont Superior Court declared that residents do not have a Constitutional right to be poor. A […]
Month: November 2018
Vermont Billionaires Accused of Paying No Taxes in 2018
MONTPELIER – Vermont’s billionaires are being accused of not doing their part to help the state financially, after it was revealed this week that no […]
Randolph Considers Non-Human Officers After Entire Police Force Quits
RANDOLPH – In the wake of the departure of Randolph’s entire six-person police force, town manager Randy Ulf announced that he and the select board were […]
State Pledges Increased Funding to Develop Clean Energy “Snowlar” Panels
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has pledged to continue moving the state away from a dependence on fossil fuels by increasing state funding for […]
National Romaine Association Pushes Back Against Produce Recall; Claims “Lettuce Doesn’t Kill People”
MANCHESTER – The picturesque town of Manchester, VT may be renamed for a day next month to “Romainechester” if the National Romaine Association (NRA) has […]
Syrup & Cows #077 – 11/25/18 – Thanksgiving Break
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Burlington City Council OKs Unlimited Delays to Mall Project
BURLINGTON – Don’t expect construction to start on CityPlace Burlington this spring. Or this winter. Or next summer. Or even next fall. This was the message […]
Vermont Deer Try New Methods to Avoid Hunters
BELVIDERE – With deer season well underway, some white-tails have gone to extraordinary lengths to remain alive. In Belvidere, some hunters have reported seeing some […]
South Canada Accidentally Celebrates Thanksgiving
SOUTH CANADA – Stores in South Canada were closed this morning, as workers stayed home with their families to get ready for a big meal […]
Local Bigot Not Looking Forward to Dinner With Open-Minded Relatives
NEWPORT – While many Vermonters are preparing food and setting tables in joyful anticipation of warm family gatherings this week, some folks with differing political […]