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Month: December 2018

2018: A Look Back at Vermont’s Most Recent Year Yet

December 31, 2018 The Winooski 2

Only a few short hours remain in the barely manageable year of 2018, and so it is only right and necessary that we spend a […]

Syrup & Cows #082 – 12/30/18 – Happy New Year

December 30, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

State Touts New Insurance Plan: “Most of Our Bridges Are Covered”

December 29, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Governor Phil Scott is claiming a win for his administration after negotiating a new deal in insure Vermont’s infrastructure. Previous policies did not […]

Boardway & Cilley Funeral Home To Offer Mini Musicals Celebrating Lives of Recently Deceased

December 28, 2018 The Winooski 0

CHELSEA – In an new twist on the current trend of making musicals out of things that clearly weren’t meant to be musicals, a funeral […]

Instant Pot Expands Its Market With New Instant Pot Smoker

December 27, 2018 The Winooski 0

WATERBURY – Big news for Vermont this week as Instant Brands, the company behind the popular appliance Instant Pot, has announced a new factory to […]

Top VT Educators Advocate for Consent-based Guidance Counseling

December 26, 2018 Jill Allen 0

MONTPELIER – In the wake of allegations of misconduct against the former guidance director of Burlington High School, the state’s top overseer of learning, Ed […]

Present Delivery Largely Unaffected By North Pole Shutdown

December 25, 2018 The Winooski 0

NORTH POLE – Children all over the world were relieved this morning to find presents under their trees, as the North Pole enters into day […]

Messiah Sing-Along Conductor Refuses to End Concert Until Audience Places Their Final Consonants Together

December 24, 2018 The Winooski 5

MIDDLEBURY – Police have been alerted to a potential hostage situation at the Congregational Church in Middlebury after reports came in that audience members at […]

Syrup & Cows #081 – 12/23/18 – A Disturbing Trend

December 23, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Hallmark to Begin Filming Summer Beach Movies in Vermont

December 22, 2018 The Winooski 0

ALBURGH – After recent backlash over not filming their Vermont-based holiday movies in the green mountain state, Hallmark has agreed to begin filming future summer […]

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