Vermont Moves One Step Closer to Replacing Christmas with “Economic Prosperity Day”
MONTPELIER – Now that the Vermont legislature has passed a bill changing Columbus Day to “Indigenous Peoples Day,” lawmakers are turning their gaze on another […]
Month: April 2019
Vermont Sets Annual “Open Your Windows Day” for 2019
MONTPELIER – The Vermont Department of Health has set Friday, April 26th, as 2019’s annual “Open Your Windows Day.” Each year the state announces the […]
Skip Vallee Appeals Gas Station Ruling, Challenges Costco to Trial By Combat
COLCHESTER – In yet another setback for local gas station overlord Skip Vallee, Vermont courts have ruled in favor of allowing Costco to open the […]
All Burlington Streets to Go “Green” by May 1st
“I am absolutely thrilled!” Mayor Miro Weinberger could not contain his excitement over the recent decision of Burlington’s newly elected City Council. With five Progressives […]
Trump Says Raking Paris Could Have Prevented Notre Dame Fire
PARIS – As the world watched images of a cathedral burn with tears in their eyes yesterday, US President Donald Trump took to twitter to […]
A Sheepish Bernie Sanders Attempts to Return His Tax Refund to the US Government
BURLINGTON – Reports have come in that US Senator and presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has received a larger than usual tax refund and is attempting […]
Syrup & Cows #097 – 4/14/19 – Geo Bee
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Vermont Introduces Constitutional Amendment to Prohibit Murder
MONTPELIER – The Vermont Senate will vote on a constitutional amendment that will explicitly prohibit the murdering of other humans. The amendment cleared committee this […]
Riot Breaks Out at City Market During Yoga Rush Hour
BURLINGTON – Burlington police were called to the scene of a massive riot that broke out at City Market’s downtown location yesterday when a case […]
US Cancels South Canada Invasion After Learning the Troops “Can’t Get There From Here”
SOUTH CANADA – Many Vermonters were surprised to see an unusually large number of military vehicles roaming the state last weekend. Although the operation was […]