South Canadian President Enters US Presidential Race
SOUTH CANADA – The already crowded field of potential Democratic nominees has gained yet another contender, as South Canadian president Charlene “Skunk” Bedard has thrown […]
Burlington Police to Receive Training on Yoga-Related Incidents
BURLINGTON – After the infamous City Market yoga riots of 2019, Burlington Chief of Police Brandon Del Pozo has pledged to train his officers on […]
Physicists Travel to Vermont to Study Law of Conservation of Holes
BARRE – A new scientific theory has physicists gathering in Barre, VT this week to study a phenomenon that has led to what many are […]
Millionaire Bernie Sanders Tells Angry Mob of Revolutionaries “Let Them Write Books”
WASHINGTON – Speaking from a balcony in Washington DC this week, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders was confronted by an angry crowd of supporters, who questioned […]
As Milk Prices Remain Low, Vermont Farmers Switch From Cows to Goats
SHELBURNE – With the price of cow’s milk refusing to climb above lower-than-average levels, many Vermont farmers are now cutting costs by switching to goats. […]
Syrup & Cows #098 – 4/21/19 – Easter Bernie
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Vermont Moves One Step Closer to Replacing Christmas with “Economic Prosperity Day”
MONTPELIER – Now that the Vermont legislature has passed a bill changing Columbus Day to “Indigenous Peoples Day,” lawmakers are turning their gaze on another […]
Vermont Sets Annual “Open Your Windows Day” for 2019
MONTPELIER – The Vermont Department of Health has set Friday, April 26th, as 2019’s annual “Open Your Windows Day.” Each year the state announces the […]
Skip Vallee Appeals Gas Station Ruling, Challenges Costco to Trial By Combat
COLCHESTER – In yet another setback for local gas station overlord Skip Vallee, Vermont courts have ruled in favor of allowing Costco to open the […]
All Burlington Streets to Go “Green” by May 1st
“I am absolutely thrilled!” Mayor Miro Weinberger could not contain his excitement over the recent decision of Burlington’s newly elected City Council. With five Progressives […]