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Month: August 2019

Syrup & Cows #114 – 8/11/19 – Soft Serve

August 11, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermont Psychological Association Endorses President Trump’s Reelection Bid

August 10, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont’s leading group of psychologists, the Vermont Psychological Association (VPA), has endorsed Donald Trump for a second presidential term, citing the sharp rise […]

Burlington Announces New Plans for Community’s Favorite Large Downtown Pit

August 9, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – On July 19, 2019 Brookfield Properties announced another delay for the long postponed CityPlace. The hole in the ground in downtown Burlington would […]

Local Abenaki Leaders Tweet to GOP: “If you don’t like criticism, go back where you came from”

August 8, 2019 The Winooski 0

N’DAKINNA – A tweet from a local Abenaki leader is going viral this week when Chief Wendall Urive tagged GOP leaders with the message “If […]

Following Wave of Deadly Mass Shootings, Vermont Moves to Ban Trousers

August 7, 2019 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – As America struggles with which inaction to take after a particularly deadly week for gun violence, Republican Governor Phil Scott of Vermont has […]

Local Satire Site Sued by Town of Mt. Tabor Over Speed Limit Article

August 6, 2019 The Winooski 7

MT. TABOR – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski is being sued by the town of Mt. Tabor after a joke article was published […]

Record Broken, 13 People in a Row Safely Cross to Rotary Park in Winooski

August 5, 2019 The Winooski 2

WINOOSKI – The infamous rotary’s reputation as a pedestrian unfriendly area may be fading as over a dozen pedestrians navigated safely across the Winooski traffic […]

Syrup & Cows #113 – 8/4/19 – Cooperative

August 4, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

F-35 Protesters Mistakenly Send Out Ad For Festival Of Fools Event

August 3, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – In a confusing bit of wire crossing, the organizers for the latest protest against the destructively loud F-35 jets have mistakenly sent out […]

Town of Danby Goes Bankrupt After Drivers Begin Obeying Speed Limit

August 2, 2019 The Winooski 9

DANBY – The small town of Danby, VT has filed for bankruptcy, citing decreased revenues from speeding tickets. Speeding ticket revenues have previously made up […]

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