Fire Chief Confirms Accuracy of “Road Closed” Sign
BAKERSFIELD – As the remnants of a nor’easter pounded Vermont with wind and rain yesterday, Bakersfield Fire Chief Curtis Barber spent the day convincing drivers […]
Month: October 2019
Syrup & Cows #124 – 10/20/19 – Pick-Your-Own
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont Bans Single-Use Plastic Pumpkins
MONTPELIER – After controversial moves supporting bans on single-use plastics, including bags and straws, the state of Vermont has made another big move prohibiting the […]
NBC Lawsuit Claims Burlington’s CityPlace Storyline Too Similar to “Parks & Recreation” Pit Storyline
NEW YORK, NY – The city of Burlington will be going to court next year to defend themselves against a lawsuit from the National Broadcasting […]
New CRISPR Tattoos Let You Tattoo Your Entire Bloodline
MARSHFIELD – A new bio lab/tattoo parlor in central Vermont is now offering people the chance to throw some ink onto their DNA. The expensive […]
Burlington To Assess Property Taxes on Church Street’s Engraved Bricks
BURLINGTON – In an effort to increase revenue without having to build more property, the city of Burlington has decided to begin assessing property taxes […]
Governor Aims to Reduce State Prison Population By Building a New Prison
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has released a new plan this week to reduce the state’s prison population by building a new prison. The […]
Confused Schools Celebrate “Indigenous Columbus Day”
JERICHO – Teachers in the Mount Mansfield Unified Union School District are discovering some confusion around the materials they received for their special October 14 […]
Syrup & Cows #123 – 10/13/19 – Leader
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Trump Asks Martians to Vaporize Elizabeth Warren
LAKE CHARLES, LA – At a campaign rally in Louisiana this week, US President Donald Trump publicly asked the Martians to vaporize Democratic presidential hopeful […]