Syrup & Cows #156 – 5/31/20 – Camping 2020
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Month: May 2020
Burlington, UVM Battle COVID-19 By Offering Free Weed to Returning Students
BURLINGTON – In an effort to stem the spread of the coronavirus, the University of Vermont and the administration of Burlington Mayor Miro Weinburger are […]
Burlington Opens Beaches, Requires Full PPE Suits
BURLINGTON – In a first in the Nation move, Burlington Parks & Recreation Inspector General MiMi McGarrett states, “We have mandated full body PPE in […]
South Canadian Military Apprehends Bank Robbers
SOUTH CANADA – After a daring heist that saw almost $80,000 US in South Canadian money being taken from a local bank, the government of […]
UVM Announces Fall Pandemic Response
BURLINGTON – Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, today The University of Vermont’s president, Suresh Garimella, announced severe austerity measures that shocked the Burlington community. “The […]
Syrup & Cows #155 – 5/24/20 – First Try
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
VT Amends Proposed Voter ID Law, Changes “Polls” to “Restaurants”
MONTPELIER – A proposed voter ID law that would have required Vermonters to show identification before casting a ballot has passed almost unanimously, with one […]
Scott Reveals Campaign Slogan: “He’s Not a Total Idiot”
MONTPELIER – In 2016, Vermont Gov. Phil Scott rode a wave a national sentiment that found Republican males preferable to any female candidate, no matter […]
White House Plans to Fatten the Curve
WASHINGTON – At first glance it would not seem that the present occupant of the White House would need any fattening, but that depends on […]
Burlington City Council to Host Book Burning in Front of Controversial Mural
BURLINGTON – The Burlington City Council voted last night to burn most of the books in the Fletcher Free Library in a large bonfire that […]