The Winooski

The Winooski

Locally Sourced Organic Vermont Satire

  • Home
  • Vermont Life
    • Burlington
    • Montpelier
    • Southern Vermont
  • National
  • South Canada
  • Syrup & Cows
  • Contact

Month: February 2021

Syrup & Cows #195 – 2/28/21 – Spring Weather

February 28, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Barbershops and Hair Salons Proposed as Vaccination Sites

February 22, 2021 The Winooski 0

CUTTINGSVILLE – Vermonters may find it easier to have their hair trimmed and be vaccinated under a proposal submitted by Representative Buzz Cutts, of Cuttingsville. […]

Syrup & Cows #194 – 2/21/21 – Mars

February 21, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Burlington Mayoral Candidates Debate the Issues with The Winooski

February 19, 2021 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – The three leading candidates in Burlington’s mayoral race sat down virtually for a bonus debate hosted by Vermont’s leading satire site, The Winooski […]

Syrup & Cows #193 – 2/14/21 – CUPID-19

February 14, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Leahy Pushes for “Impairment Trial” Over Impeachment for Trump

February 8, 2021 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – Senator Patrick Leahy says he has a problem presiding over an “Impeachment Trial” as he does not like peaches. Leahy says he prefers […]

Syrup & Cows #192 – 2/7/21 – T-Shirt Cannon

February 7, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Condos: Separate Ballot Boxes For Fake Ballots Ensure No Fraudulent Voting In Vermont

February 1, 2021 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Now that the vote counting in Vermont is fully completed and the results are final, Vt. Secretary of State Jim Condos reports that […]

The Winooski E-mail Updates!

Check out the best of The Winooski over at VTDigger!

Other Places to Find Us

  • View thewinooski’s profile on Facebook
  • View thefakewinooski’s profile on Twitter
  • View thewinooski’s profile on Instagram

Recent Posts

  • Syrup & Cows #195 – 2/28/21 – Spring Weather February 28, 2021
  • Barbershops and Hair Salons Proposed as Vaccination Sites February 22, 2021
  • Syrup & Cows #194 – 2/21/21 – Mars February 21, 2021
  • Burlington Mayoral Candidates Debate the Issues with The Winooski February 19, 2021
  • Syrup & Cows #193 – 2/14/21 – CUPID-19 February 14, 2021

Recent Comments

  • Hugh Kidden on Burlington Mayoral Candidates Debate the Issues with The Winooski
  • Mark Demers on Syrup & Cows #191 – 1/31/21 – Redundant
  • Johnny Canuck on Patriots Storm Vermont Capitol to Thank Governor for Hard Work and Dedication
  • 2020: A Quick Look Back at the Year No One Wants to Look Back At – The Winooski on Vermont Sends Gift Basket to Iran, Asks to Be Left Out of Revenge Plans
  • 2020: A Quick Look Back at the Year No One Wants to Look Back At – The Winooski on 2019: A Look Back at Vermont’s Most Recent Year Ever

Back Issues

Copyright © 2021 | WordPress Theme by MH Themes