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Month: April 2021

Syrup & Cows #202 – 4/25/21 – Just In Case

April 26, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Local Man Switches Out Winter Tires, Causes April Snowstorm

April 21, 2021 The Winooski 1

WHITINGHAM – A local man is apologizing to friends and neighbors today after setting off a snow storm in April. Dan Gnabbit, of Whitingham, went […]

Syrup & Cows #202 – 4/18/21 – Mowing

April 19, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Syrup & Cows #201 – 4/11/21 – Late For Class

April 11, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Satire to be Banned in Vermont?

April 8, 2021 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – A number of State Representatives have introduced legislation which would make satire illegal in the Green Mountain State. Representative Woody Forrest of Woodbury […]

Syrup & Cows #200 – 4/4/21 – Easter Card

April 5, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

VT Air Guard Takes on New Mission to Defend State from Noisy Planes

April 3, 2021 The Winooski 6

Senator Patrick Leahy announced a new mission for the Vermont National Guard. “The Green Mountain Boys will be the premier unit for intervention whenever any […]

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