Tourist Family Rescued After Being Trapped In Waterbury Roundabout For Three Days
WATERBURY – It was a scary seventy-two hours for the Wayfarer family of Harlan, Kentucky who recently followed their onboard G.P.S. system into the Waterbury […]
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Syrup & Cows #166 – 8/9/20 – Invalid Payment
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Trump Challenges Burr Descendants to a Duel
WASHINGTON – Temporary U.S. President Donald Trump has announced this week that he is challenging a descendant of former Vice President Aaron Burr to a […]
Burlington City Center Wasteland To Become Massive Flower Garden
BURLINGTON – With the popular cheese plan failing to fully coagulate, acting Burlington City Horticulturalist Rose Dahlia has engineered a plan to plant massive amounts […]
Local School Boards Promise to Have Re-Opening Plans in Place By Christmas
WAITSFIELD – The Harwood Unified Union School District had spent months working on a re-opening plan for the fall. Vetted by teachers, parents, and community […]
Syrup & Cows #165 – 8/2/20 – High Demand
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Burlington City Council Considering Proposal to Mold the Biggest Block of VT Cheddar Ever
BURLINGTON – With the confirmation that CityPlace is never, and was never, going to be built, Burlington City Council is fielding new proposals for use […]
No Gubernatorial Debates in Vermont?
MONTPELIER – A spokesperson for Governor Phil Scott says that any suggestion of a gubernatorial debate will be discarded. Czeh B’Allot, Scott’s Isle LaMotte organizer, […]
Syrup & Cows #164 – 7/26/20 – Masks
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Scarf Industry Braces For Rough Season After Learning Cloth Cuts Off Oxygen to Face
JOHNSON – Scarf makers in Vermont, as well as some ski supply retailers, are bracing for what looks to be a devastating economic downtown after […]