Londonderry Transfer Station to Start Accepting White Supremacists
LONDONDERRY – Big changes are coming to the Londonderry transfer station in southern Vermont. In addition to the controversial switch over from a cash system […]
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Former Town of Richford, VT Names Itself “South Canada”
RICHFORD – The town of Richford, VT has renamed itself “South Canada” after declaring its secession from the state and country earlier this month. Town […]
Donald Trump Disbands Vermont After Remarks from Gov. Scott
WASHINGTON, DC – The state of Vermont has been disbanded, according to a tweet from Confederate President Donald Trump early this morning. The 2:17 AM […]
State Police Release Updated List of Songs That Raise the Speed Limit
WATERBURY – The Vermont State Police has released its annual list of songs that, when played in a moving vehicle, raise the speed limit for […]
Local Couple Creates New Marital Aid
ESSEX, NY – A husband and wife team of veterinarians from nearby Mineville, used to working with large animals, have developed a revolutionary product for dealing […]
Lone Nazi Wanders Charlotte After Misreading Alt-Right E-mail
CHARLOTTE – It was a lonely and confusing weekend for white supremacist Raymond Cyst. After misreading an e-mail sent out to his various alt-right hate […]
Syrup & Cows #010 – 8/13/17
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Local Businesses Scramble After Halloween Moves to August 31
WILLISTON – Many businesses have been scrambling this week to get their Halloween displays out after the sudden announcement that the popular holiday has been […]
Deerfield Valley Farmer’s Day Fair Turns 100 For the 67th Time
WILMINGTON – Residents of Deerfield Valley, which is most likely a mountain, have been slyly celebrating the 100th anniversary of the local Farmer’s Day Fair […]
Burlington Decriminalizes Stabbings
BURLINGTON – In response to a second downtown stabbing attack this year, the city of Burlington has acted quickly to decriminalize violent assault with a […]