South Canadian Outreach Team Sending Historian to Vermont
SOUTH CANADA – In an effort to improves relations between the two nations, and presumably in response to the fact that most people have never […]
Articles by The Winooski
COTS Switches Focus From Temporary to Permanent Housing, Re-brands as COPS
BURLINGTON – The Committee on Temporary Shelter (COTS) has traditionally focused on short-term solutions to the larger issue of homelessness by providing day stations, shelters, […]
Driver on Rte. 7 South Can’t Decide Between Lane With Bus or Lane With Tractor
SOUTH BURLINGTON – A driver heading south on Route 7 in South Burlington today became flustered after a bus in their lane slowed to a […]
Local Satire Site Unfairly Shut Out of “Seven Days” Awards Process
BURLINGTON – Once again famed local Vermont satire site The Winooski has been shut out of the annual “Seven Daysies” awards presented by the Seven Days newspaper organization. […]
Syrup & Cows #059 – 7/22/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont Public Radio Adds Signage for Visitors and Staff Who Don’t Know What a Hallway Is
COLCHESTER – Vermont Public Radio completed their new building construction in 2016 and moved into the extension to great fanfare from their publicity department. Guests […]
Trump’s Recent Comments Intended as Tribute to Dick Cheney’s Comments to Leahy
WASHINGTON DC – In recent weeks President Trump’s White House has had to parse what the POTUS really means when he says what he says. […]
Burlington Panhandlers to Begin Accepting Debit Cards
BURLINGTON – Starting next week, all panhandlers in Chittenden County will be accepting debit cards as a payment method when asking strangers for spare change. […]
Mount Ascutney Renamed to Mount Mounty McMountface
WINDSOR – After lengthy debate, local opposition, and several community meetings, the Vermont Library Board has changed the name of Mount Ascutney to Mount Mounty […]
Trump Pardons Ted Bundy, Claims FBI Evidence “Not Reliable”
WASHINGTON DC – US President Donald Trump has posthumously pardoned a large number of convicted criminals this week, including Burlington, VT born serial killer Ted […]