VT Releases List of 7 Words Banned in Official Legislation
MONTPELIER – The Vermont legislature has been advised to avoid certain words while drafting policies and legislation. This order, which came directly from the governor’s […]
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South Canada Teeters on Brink of Civil War
SOUTH CANADA – After video surveillance footage surfaced of South Canadian Treasury Secretary Alan Fletcher planting explosives at the UTC Plant in Vergennes, VT, inner […]
Tourists Begin to Arrive in Vermont for the Beginning of Skid Season
FAYSTON – As the first real snowstorm of the season blanketed the state this week, out of town visitors began to pour in for the […]
Vermont to Begin Collecting Sales Tax on Gifts From Santa
MONTPELIER – After a controversial decision to crack down on sales tax from online retailers such as Amazon.com, the state of Vermont has decided to […]
Vermont GOP Stands Behind Roy Moore, Because That’s the Non-Penis Side
DANVILLE – Vermont Republican National Committeewoman Suzanne Butterfield has made a statement of support for accused pedophile Roy Moore in the special election that will determine […]
Pope’s Change to “The Lord’s Prayer” Has Ripple Effect on Society
VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis has opened the floodgates with his recommendation of changes to the “The Lord’s Prayer”. The Pope says we should drop […]
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Explosion at UTC Plant Caused by South Canadian Operatives
VERGENNES – Tensions are running high between the U.S. and South Canada after it was revealed that the recent explosion at the UTC Aerospace Systems […]
VPR Misses Fundraising Goal, Unable to Find Listener Who Is Not a Sustaining Member
COLCHESTER – Vermont Public Radio fell short of its yearly fundraising goal by one member, according to sources at the station. Their internal goal of […]
Gov. Scott Announces Mandatory Sexual Harassment Training For That One Guy
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott announced a new mandatory ethics training that will deal with sexual harassment in the workplace. This training will be […]