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Biblical Millstone Uncovered in NY Lake

July 28, 2017 The Winooski 0

OLMSTEADVILLE, NY – While on a fishing trip with three friends in the Adirondack Park, Pastor Wilbur McCoy discovered what is believed to be the […]

Amish Complete Successful Barn Razing

July 22, 2017 The Winooski 0

LEWIS, NY – Well known for their skill at barn building, a group of local Amish craftsmen have discovered there is a market for lowering […]

Hinesburg to Host 2026 Olympics

July 21, 2017 The Winooski 0

HINESBURG – After months of speculation and uncertainty the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that the 2026 Winter Olympic Games will take place in […]

New York Farm Developing Giant Marshmallows

July 18, 2017 The Winooski 3

WHALLONSBURG, NY – A local part-time farmer has developed a strain of marshmallows said to be the largest known to man. “One of these big […]

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