Weston Rejects Free Land Offer, Prefers to Purchase it One Mineral at a Time
WESTON – The Weston Select Board voted this week to reject the donation of a parcel of land gifted to them in the estate of […]
Southern Vermont
Randolph Considers Non-Human Officers After Entire Police Force Quits
RANDOLPH – In the wake of the departure of Randolph’s entire six-person police force, town manager Randy Ulf announced that he and the select board were […]
National Romaine Association Pushes Back Against Produce Recall; Claims “Lettuce Doesn’t Kill People”
MANCHESTER – The picturesque town of Manchester, VT may be renamed for a day next month to “Romainechester” if the National Romaine Association (NRA) has […]
Windsor Man Starts Idling Car to Prepare For First Freeze
WINDSOR – Vermont has already seen a little snow, some frosts, and some chilly weather as November settles in, and one Windsor man is reading […]
Meet Pedri and Anna, the Only Two Elegible Voters Not Registered in Vermont
STRATTON – The old Archie farmstead was once a bustling hub of activity in the town of Strafford in Southern Vermont, although in recent years […]
Growing Obesity Epidemic Affects Vermont’s Pumpkin Population
BENSON – With society frowning on “fat-shaming,” and media campaigns aggressively promoting acceptance of all body types, health experts are struggling to find sensitive ways […]
Grafton Opens New Foliage Hiking Area For Nudists Called “Peepers Trail”
GRAFTON – If you’re a leaf-peeper who enjoys peeping at more than just leaves, you may be interested in visiting the new “Peepers Trail” in […]
Woodford Man Sues eHarmony After Being Paired With Joy Butterworth
WOODFORD – Online dating service eHarmony.com offers three months of free site access if you are unable to find a meaningful romantic connection, but that […]
Proctor School Asks for Soccer Field, Gets Turnip Field Due to Mis-Communication
RUTLAND – The Proctor High School boys’ and girls’ soccer coaches were shocked when they arrived on the first day of practice on what they thought […]
Separated-at-birth Twin Candidates Prompt Revote Demand
RUTLAND – Voters have demanded a revote in the Rutland County Senate primary, saying that two of the gray-haired white men running for the office look […]