Norwich Man Worries He Doesn’t Have Enough Yard Signage to Earn His Liberal Card
NORWICH – The front lawn of the Saunders’ family home is littered with signs displaying messages like “Black Lives Matter” and “Bernie 2020,” but, despite […]
Southern Vermont
Brattleboro Police To Upgrade Vehicles, Add Mech Armor
BRATTLEBORO – The Brattleboro Selectboard approved a contract this week to update technology and equipment for the Brattleboro Police Department. Officers will now be equipped […]
Mount Ascutney Renamed to Mount Mounty McMountface
WINDSOR – After lengthy debate, local opposition, and several community meetings, the Vermont Library Board has changed the name of Mount Ascutney to Mount Mounty […]
“Everything is Fine” Says Man with No Internet Access
CHESTER – A man with no cell phone and no internet access of any kind, Oscar Stritch of Chester, VT, is reporting that everything is […]
Vermont Residents Are Offering $20,000 to People Willing to Stay Out of State
POWNAL – Some Vermont residents are responding to a new bill signed by Governor Scott this week that will give $10,000 to any out-of-state workers […]
Vermont Golden Honey Festival Relaxes Standards for Vendors
PROCTORSVILLE – The Vermont Golden Honey Festival has issued a notice to potential vendors for its September festival, informing them that the requirements for participating […]
Local Dog Struggles to Live Up To Warning Sign
SHAFTSBURY – Do “Beware of Dog” signs cause undue stress for peaceful pooches? According to one southern Vermont canine, the answer is a resounding “Woof.” […]
Trump Fires Vermont Poet Laureate Chard deNiord, Replaces Him with NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch
WESTMINSTER – In a shocking and possibly illegal move, U.S. President Donald Trump has declared the firing of current Vermont poet laureate Chard deNiord, and […]
Vermont Landscape Painters Seek Clarification as to Whether We Are at War
PUTNEY – With the targeted missile strikes against Syrian targets commencing last evening, Vermont’s landscapes artists are looking for official confirmation that the United States […]
Festival For Expectant Mothers Cancelled After Passage of New Gun Laws
WOODSTOCK – A Vermont festival planned for August has cancelled its event and is currently looking for alternative venues in other states. “Baby Bump Stock” […]