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Vermont Lobbies to Call Youngest Children “Generation V”

September 12, 2019 Jill Allen 0

MONTPELIER – Although sociologists are already calling the children of Millennials “Generation Alpha,” the “iGeneration,” or “digital natives,” Vermont Millennials see this as an opportunity […]

5G Opponents to Hold Aluminum Foil Hat Fashion Show Fundraiser

September 10, 2019 The Winooski 2

AVERY’S GORE – Armed with new research from the Abacus Foundation, (the same group that started the Anti-Vax campaign, as well as the Anti-Con Trail […]

“He Seemed Like a Nice Guy” – Neighbors React to Vermont Man With Only One Job

August 26, 2019 The Winooski 2

BURLINGTON – According to reports coming out of Burlington, Lance Freeman lives his life while only holding on to one job. Freeman lives with his […]

Satire Writers Unsure If They Can Legally Record Court Case That Will Determine If They Can Legally Record Court Cases

August 19, 2019 The Winooski 1

WINOOSKI – New rules from the Vermont Judiciary that will restrict the recording of court cases have left some members of the media unsure about […]

Local Abenaki Leaders Tweet to GOP: “If you don’t like criticism, go back where you came from”

August 8, 2019 The Winooski 0

N’DAKINNA – A tweet from a local Abenaki leader is going viral this week when Chief Wendall Urive tagged GOP leaders with the message “If […]

Local Satire Site Sued by Town of Mt. Tabor Over Speed Limit Article

August 6, 2019 The Winooski 7

MT. TABOR – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski is being sued by the town of Mt. Tabor after a joke article was published […]

Record Broken, 13 People in a Row Safely Cross to Rotary Park in Winooski

August 5, 2019 The Winooski 2

WINOOSKI – The infamous rotary’s reputation as a pedestrian unfriendly area may be fading as over a dozen pedestrians navigated safely across the Winooski traffic […]

Town of Danby Goes Bankrupt After Drivers Begin Obeying Speed Limit

August 2, 2019 The Winooski 9

DANBY – The small town of Danby, VT has filed for bankruptcy, citing decreased revenues from speeding tickets. Speeding ticket revenues have previously made up […]

Vermont Does Away With Intersections, Will Connect State With One Long Road

July 29, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – In an effort to promote road safety, the state of Vermont has voted to get rid of all intersections, and instead will link […]

Vermont’s Junk Recycling Program in Full Swing This Weekend

July 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

GOSHEN – For any Vermonters looking to recycle some unwanted junk items, this weekend is shaping up to be ideal as the state’s merry-go-round of […]

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