As Workers Leave the State, Vermont Modifies Roombas to Fill the Gaps
MONTPELIER – State officials are asking Vermonters to use caution, and to not disturb any robots they may see on the roads or in the […]
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Physicists Travel to Vermont to Study Law of Conservation of Holes
BARRE – A new scientific theory has physicists gathering in Barre, VT this week to study a phenomenon that has led to what many are […]
As Milk Prices Remain Low, Vermont Farmers Switch From Cows to Goats
SHELBURNE – With the price of cow’s milk refusing to climb above lower-than-average levels, many Vermont farmers are now cutting costs by switching to goats. […]
Vermont Moves One Step Closer to Replacing Christmas with “Economic Prosperity Day”
MONTPELIER – Now that the Vermont legislature has passed a bill changing Columbus Day to “Indigenous Peoples Day,” lawmakers are turning their gaze on another […]
Vermont Sets Annual “Open Your Windows Day” for 2019
MONTPELIER – The Vermont Department of Health has set Friday, April 26th, as 2019’s annual “Open Your Windows Day.” Each year the state announces the […]
Grand Isle Road Paving Protest Spurs Counter-Protest
GRAND ISLE – Parizo Lane in Grand Isle has become a local political hotspot, after plans were announced to pave the private road last week. […]
New Study Shows Vermonters Hate Business, Love Taxes
CONCORD – The Ethan Allen Institute has compiled the results of three recent studies and released its own report, concluding that Vermonters love paying taxes […]
Former Burlington Pot Dealer Busted For Underground Single-Use Plastics Operation
BURLINGTON – When Burlington police officers arrested Derek Spilman back in January on charges relating to the sale of marijuana, he promised never to sell […]
Vermont Moves to Rename Potholes as “Cannabis Holes”
MONTPELIER – Following a scathing news story by temporary actual news site The Winooski on Monday, the Vermont state legislature has taken up a bill […]
Audubon Vermont Releases Climate Change Plan for State Birds
In our new quest to bring you real news, which we have mostly given up on already, we did want to share this important update […]