State Police Release Updated List of Songs That Raise the Speed Limit
WATERBURY – The Vermont State Police has released its annual list of songs that, when played in a moving vehicle, raise the speed limit for […]
Vermont Life
Lone Nazi Wanders Charlotte After Misreading Alt-Right E-mail
CHARLOTTE – It was a lonely and confusing weekend for white supremacist Raymond Cyst. After misreading an e-mail sent out to his various alt-right hate […]
Local Businesses Scramble After Halloween Moves to August 31
WILLISTON – Many businesses have been scrambling this week to get their Halloween displays out after the sudden announcement that the popular holiday has been […]
Richford, VT Secedes From State and Country
RICHFORD – The small town of Richford, VT, located on the northern border of the state and centered between interstate highways 89 and 91, has […]
Chinese Immigrant in Jericho Gets The Call
JERICHO – Choing Bok Hoy (not his real name) of Jericho, VT received the call of his dreams in late July. A Chinese man of uncertain […]
State Business Leaders Unable to Tell Mountains From Valleys
LUDLOW – The Winooski “spotlight” team has uncovered a strange phenomenon happening throughout the state of Vermont. Many government and business leaders have begun to confuse […]
MTV Cribs to feature Vermont Town Clerks
CAYMAN ISLANDS – The mansion touring reality show “MTV Cribs” will be airing a new episode this September featuring the luxury homes of a select […]
Couple Builds Solar Panel in Backyard, Ending Vermont Tourism
CHARLOTTE – A local couple living in Charlotte has completely ended tourism in the state of Vermont by adding a solar panel to their backyard. […]
Milton Bar Allowed Young Children to Enter, Purchase Beverages
MILTON – An undercover The Winooski reporter has obtained proof that a local bar in Milton has been allowing children to enter, and that these children […]
Vermont 2018 State Budget Allocates No Money to Oceans
MONTPELIER – The Vermont state budget that went into effect this month was hailed as a success of eleventh hour compromise when it was passed […]