Federal Buildings in Vermont Refuse to Put Up President’s Picture That Was Never Sent
RUTLAND – Federal buildings across the state of Vermont are refusing to hang up the pictures of the current U.S. president that were never sent […]
Vermont Life
Hinesburg to Host 2026 Olympics
HINESBURG – After months of speculation and uncertainty the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that the 2026 Winter Olympic Games will take place in […]
Marvel to Reboot Spider-Man a Third Time, Filming in St. Albans
ST. ALBANS – Residents of St. Albans are feeling a little safer lately, now that a certain web-slinging superhero is in their midst. Saint Albans […]
McAllister Convicted, Shuts Down Popular “Farm-to-Bed” Operation
ST. ALBANS – Former state senator Norm McAllister was found not guilty of a felony yesterday, but couldn’t avoid a misdemeanor charge stemming from his […]
Underwater Town Discovered – Believed to Be “Lost City of Thetford”
THETFORD – Underwater explorers studying the Connecticut River have made a startling discovery this week as they searched the river bed for aquatic life and […]
Alburgh to Offer “Paint & Guzzle” Classes
ALBURGH – Hoping to increase attendance and diversify their base, the Alburgh Country Club has cancelled their Tuesday night “Paint & Sip” classes, replacing them […]
New York Sick of PDA From Vermont and New Hampshire
ALBANY – The state of New York has politely asked Vermont and New Hampshire to refrain from public displays of affection after the two New […]
Vermont Begins Using Popular Slang to Attract Young People
VERMONT – The state of Vermont, in a desperate attempt to attract young people to live and work within its borders, has begun spicing up […]
Traffic in Barre Backed Up to Montpelier as Drivers Allow Pedestrians to Cross
BARRE – Traffic this morning has come to a complete standstill in Barre, with vehicles packed bumper-to-bumper all the way from Grakles antiques on Main […]
Wilmington Shop Installs Sign that Smells Like Donuts
WILMINGTON – A controversial sign has been installed in front of the Dunkin’ Donuts currently under construction on East Main Street in Wilmington. After the […]