Syrup & Cows #157 – 6/7/20 – Back to Work
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Barre Police Promises to Work For Racial Justice By Killing More White People
BARRE – In response to the nationwide outrage and protests after the murder of George Floyd at the hands of police, the city of Barre, […]
Wilmington Man Running For Governor on Platform of Making Kiddie Cones Small Again
NEWFANE – Brian Frees never thought he’d be running for governor, but with his campaign up and running he now says it’s the only way […]
Judgmental White People Angry Over Non-Sports Related Riots
DENVER – The city of Denver, CO, pictured above during the 1998 riots that followed the first Broncos Super Bowl win, has released a statement […]
Syrup & Cows #156 – 5/31/20 – Camping 2020
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Burlington, UVM Battle COVID-19 By Offering Free Weed to Returning Students
BURLINGTON – In an effort to stem the spread of the coronavirus, the University of Vermont and the administration of Burlington Mayor Miro Weinburger are […]
Burlington Opens Beaches, Requires Full PPE Suits
BURLINGTON – In a first in the Nation move, Burlington Parks & Recreation Inspector General MiMi McGarrett states, “We have mandated full body PPE in […]
South Canadian Military Apprehends Bank Robbers
SOUTH CANADA – After a daring heist that saw almost $80,000 US in South Canadian money being taken from a local bank, the government of […]
UVM Announces Fall Pandemic Response
BURLINGTON – Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, today The University of Vermont’s president, Suresh Garimella, announced severe austerity measures that shocked the Burlington community. “The […]
Syrup & Cows #155 – 5/24/20 – First Try
Image Credits: Connor Byam.