Skip Vallee Appeals Gas Station Ruling, Challenges Costco to Trial By Combat
COLCHESTER – In yet another setback for local gas station overlord Skip Vallee, Vermont courts have ruled in favor of allowing Costco to open the […]
All Burlington Streets to Go “Green” by May 1st
“I am absolutely thrilled!” Mayor Miro Weinberger could not contain his excitement over the recent decision of Burlington’s newly elected City Council. With five Progressives […]
Trump Says Raking Paris Could Have Prevented Notre Dame Fire
PARIS – As the world watched images of a cathedral burn with tears in their eyes yesterday, US President Donald Trump took to twitter to […]
A Sheepish Bernie Sanders Attempts to Return His Tax Refund to the US Government
BURLINGTON – Reports have come in that US Senator and presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has received a larger than usual tax refund and is attempting […]
Syrup & Cows #097 – 4/14/19 – Geo Bee
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Vermont Introduces Constitutional Amendment to Prohibit Murder
MONTPELIER – The Vermont Senate will vote on a constitutional amendment that will explicitly prohibit the murdering of other humans. The amendment cleared committee this […]
Riot Breaks Out at City Market During Yoga Rush Hour
BURLINGTON – Burlington police were called to the scene of a massive riot that broke out at City Market’s downtown location yesterday when a case […]
US Cancels South Canada Invasion After Learning the Troops “Can’t Get There From Here”
SOUTH CANADA – Many Vermonters were surprised to see an unusually large number of military vehicles roaming the state last weekend. Although the operation was […]
Grand Isle Road Paving Protest Spurs Counter-Protest
GRAND ISLE – Parizo Lane in Grand Isle has become a local political hotspot, after plans were announced to pave the private road last week. […]
New Study Shows Vermonters Hate Business, Love Taxes
CONCORD – The Ethan Allen Institute has compiled the results of three recent studies and released its own report, concluding that Vermonters love paying taxes […]