With Success of Dennis Hof, More Dead Candidates Lining Up for 2019
MONTPELIER – Many questioned whether a confirmed dead person could possibly be elected to public office, but with the successful campaign of deceased candidate Dennis […]
Syrup & Cows #076 – 11/18/18 – The Bunker
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermonters Caught in Crossfire as Public Feud Escalates Between Fall and Winter
WILLISTON – Tensions are rising between two prominent public seasons, leaving many Vermonters caught in the crossfire. Fall and Winter have a history of animosity, […]
Vermont Somehow Manages to Get Even Whiter
WINOOSKI – Vermont was recently ranked as the 49th most racially diverse state, which out of fifty is not a great score. This led many […]
Caravan of South Canadians Headed to US Border
SOUTH CANADA – President Trump is reportedly considering sending up to 40,000 soldiers to the US-South Canadian Border after a Caravan was seen heading towards […]
Church Street Marketplace to Be Replaced With Time Travel Facility
BURLINGTON – On the heels of the collapse of the City Place project, Burlington City Council has approved demolition of Church Street Marketplace, to be […]
Fans Believe Stan Lee May Be Trapped in the Soul Stone
NORTHFIELD – The world lost a legend and a giant in the realm of entertainment yesterday, with the passing of Stan Lee at the age […]
Vermont Democrats, Unsure of What to Do When They Win, March on Montpelier to Celebrate
MONTPELIER – Following their ability to achieve a supermajority in the Vermont House as a result of the November elections, the newly powerful Democratic representatives […]
Syrup & Cows #075 – 11/11/18 – Smells
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Burlington Residents Consider New Options For Giant Gaping Downtown Hole
BURLINGTON – The Burlington Free Press reported this morning that it had conducted a whimsical poll about what to do about the empty construction site […]