Syrup & Cows #039 – 3/4/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Voters Concerned Local Ballots Do Not Reflect Their Individual Personalities
RUTLAND – Despite campaigns designed to increase voter turnout this Tuesday, officials are concerned that many Vermonters are not planning to vote in their local […]
Vermonters Sue, Say Texting While Driving Laws Violate 1st Amendment Rights
WINOOSKI – Several Vermont cell phone owners are reacting negatively to traffic tickets received for texting while driving, saying that any restrictions on mobile devices […]
Pomerleau Withdraws Support of F-35s After Actually Hearing One
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Real estate developer Ernie Pomerleau has withdrawn his support of the plan to base military F-35 jets at the Burlington International Airport […]
Vermont Schools to Replace Para-Educators With Paratroopers
MONTPELIER – Teachers across the state have been asking for more support from para-educators, even as the budgets for paras has been slashed at both […]
Northern Vermont University Installs Bullet Train Between Lyndon and Johnson
LYNDON – Many questioned the merger between Johnson State College and Lyndon State College, mostly asking why they did not name the new school “Lyndon […]
Gun Used in Nectar’s Shooting Blames Shooter, Claims It Does Not Kill People
BURLINGTON – A 2 AM shooting in downtown Burlington left residents upset and frightened, and many of them were looking to blame the gun itself […]
Syrup & Cows #038 – 2/25/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Maple Vampires Begin Ancient Tree Blood Rituals in Preparation for Annual Harvest
SHELBURNE – In the old days they just used their teeth. Now, maple vampires are equipped with a wide array of technological tools to aid […]
South Canadian Luge Team Accidentally Wins Bronze Medal in Olympic Skeleton
SOUTH CANADA – The members of the South Canadian Olympic luge team are being hailed as heroes after a stunning comeback in PyeongChang this week. […]