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Fire Chief Confirms Accuracy of “Road Closed” Sign

October 21, 2019 Paul Carpenter 0

BAKERSFIELD –  As the remnants of a nor’easter pounded Vermont with wind and rain yesterday, Bakersfield Fire Chief Curtis Barber spent the day convincing drivers […]

Mud Shortage – Vermont Trucks in 300 Tons of Mud From Out of State

March 23, 2018 The Winooski 1

BAKERSFIELD – With mud season almost upon us and the ground showing no signs of a thaw, Vermont has had to ship in over 300 […]

Vermont Woman Accuses Fiction Writers of Being Fake

January 17, 2018 The Winooski 0

BAKERSFIELD – With the proliferation of political lies and inaccurate news stories increasing every day, one local woman has had enough and is on a […]

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