Burlington Agrees to Photoshop Diversity Into Controversial Mural
BURLINGTON – The city of Burlington has finally reached a decision on the controversial “Everyone Loves a Parade!” mural that has been displayed between Church […]
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First Night Burlington Rebrands as “Binge Drinking and Vandalism Night”
BURLINGTON – Chittenden County residents were shocked and saddened this week when First Night Burlington, the family-friendly New Year’s Eve celebration of creative arts, announced […]
Vermont Democrats Move Forward With Massive Handouts
BURLINGTON – Members of Vermont’s Democratic party, led by confirmed liberal and Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger, engaged in a massive handout program on Tuesday, in […]
Black Panther Spends Passover in Vermont, Assists Local Superhero
BURLINGTON – Marvel superhero the Black Panther was recently sighted in Vermont, and one of The Winooski’s reporters was able to catch up to him […]
2nd Penguin Plunge Scheduled for July to Benefit Special Olympics VT
BURLINGTON – With the success of their recent Penguin Plunge last month, and with the cold weather looking to stick around for awhile longer, Special […]
Champlain Housing Trust Solves Housing Crisis With Affordable Igloos
BURLINGTON – With Vermont’s rental vacancy rate continuing to shrink, and economic development costs steadily rising, many Vermonters are having trouble securing affordable housing, especially […]
Burlington Celebrates “Swing An Axe For The Arts” Tree Chopping Extravaganza
BURLINGTON – Crowds of Burlingtonians gathered Saturday in City Hall Park, the focal point of a six month struggle by local grassroots activists to protect 60% […]
Burlington Landlords Begin Renting Out Awnings and Eaves as Housing Market Worsens
BURLINGTON – In the midst of one of the worst housing crises Burlington has ever seen, some local landlords are resorting to renting out “rooms” […]
Burlington, Vermont Wins Acting Oscar For Pretending Not to Be Conservative
LOS ANGELES – The city of Burlington, Vermont took home an Oscar last night at the 90th Academy Awards for its role as “Progressive, Forward-Thinking […]
Gun Used in Nectar’s Shooting Blames Shooter, Claims It Does Not Kill People
BURLINGTON – A 2 AM shooting in downtown Burlington left residents upset and frightened, and many of them were looking to blame the gun itself […]