All Burlington Streets to Go “Green” by May 1st
“I am absolutely thrilled!” Mayor Miro Weinberger could not contain his excitement over the recent decision of Burlington’s newly elected City Council. With five Progressives […]
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A Sheepish Bernie Sanders Attempts to Return His Tax Refund to the US Government
BURLINGTON – Reports have come in that US Senator and presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has received a larger than usual tax refund and is attempting […]
Riot Breaks Out at City Market During Yoga Rush Hour
BURLINGTON – Burlington police were called to the scene of a massive riot that broke out at City Market’s downtown location yesterday when a case […]
Traffic Cones on Church Street Anger Burlington Residents
BURLINGTON – The Committee to Protest the Sky is Blue (CPSB) has started a full-on campaign to stop the proposal to place two orange traffic […]
Developer Abandons Burlington CityPlace, Plans Underwater “LakePlace” Complex
BURLINGTON – After years of planning, false starts, public opposition, and loss of financing, developer Don Sinex has confirmed his intention to abandon Burlington’s CityPlace […]
Burlington Passes Resolution Condemning Canada For Not Exporting as Much Marijuana as Mexico
BURLINGTON – Much praise was heaped on Burlington, VT’s police force last week at a town hall meeting to address the opioid crisis. With fewer […]
Under Pressure From the State, UVM Medical Center Finally Admits Numbers and Prices are Imaginary Concepts
BURLINGTON – Facing intense scrutiny from the state legislature following the discussion around bill S.31, the University of Vermont Medical Center has admitted that, were […]
Fairfield Elects New Lord High Executioner, Burlington Votes to Abolish Church Street, and Other Town Meeting Day 2019 Results
The results are in! If you’re wondering how your town voted this year on that contentious ballot item, look no further than The Winooski. Here […]
Burlington Meteorologist Proposes New System For Seasons
Burlington, VT — A meteorologist based out of the Burlington Intranational Airport has a radical proposal to revamp the seasons. “Well, with climate change, the […]
Burlington Residents Sue City to Prevent Pothole Repair
BURLINGTON – A citizens group in Vermont’s largest city has filed a suit against Burlington that would prevent the repair or filling of any potholes, […]