Burlington To Assess Property Taxes on Church Street’s Engraved Bricks
BURLINGTON – In an effort to increase revenue without having to build more property, the city of Burlington has decided to begin assessing property taxes […]
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Opinion: Stop Blaming the Poor Road For Your Bad Driving
BURLINGTON – Hey Road. Yeah you. I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re too wide. You need to go on a diet. Immediately. […]
Dealer.com Receptionist Tired of Explaining That They Are Not That Kind of Dealer
BURLINGTON – Most people in the state know Dealer.com for its innovative automotive web designs and high-profile business footprint in the tech industry. But according […]
Blocked Artery Causes Campaign Woes For Vermont Politician
BURLINGTON – Despite strong support from his base, a blocked artery is leading many to question the electability of one Vermont politician this week. After […]
Bernie Sanders Narrows Down Possible VP Picks to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Guy Fieri
BURLINGTON – Vermont’s very own political celebrity Bernie Sanders brought two more big names to the state this month as he held meetings to narrow […]
6 in UVM Egyptology Department Convicted of Plotting Pyramid Scheme
BURLINGTON – Six professors in the University of Vermont Egyptology department have been convicted of duping students out of cash using a pyramid scheme. A […]
Burlington Birdwatchers Discover Rare Silver-Crested Walkcrosser
BURLINGTON – A group of birdwatchers in Burlington discovered a previously unknown type of metallic bird this week after using sensitive listening devices to track […]
Local Climate Denier Breaks Down and Joins Climate Strike After Sweating a Little
BURLINGTON – Jacob Toose has always scoffed at the notion that the planet is warming at a dangerous level, despite 100% confirmation from all scientists […]
Vermont Prepares to Cash in On Autumn
BURLINGTON – Several state organizations are hoping for windfalls of money as the season changes. In the event that climate change prevents Vermont from drawing […]
State Approves Site For Vermont’s Second Landfill
BURLINGTON – The state of Vermont has been operating with only one landfill for decades. After officials moved to close local town dumps around 30 […]