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New North End Residents Vote to Close Pine Street South of Maple Street

July 14, 2017 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – In a controversial vote this week, residents of the New North End of Burlington voted overwhelmingly to close traffic on Pine Street south […]

Gov. Scott Opens Up Church Street For Racing

July 12, 2017 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – In what many are calling a controversial move, Vermont Governor Phil Scott has turned the once pedestrian-friendly Church Street Marketplace into a strip […]

College Street Congregational Church Installs Stained Glass Fidget Spinners

July 11, 2017 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – College Street Congregational Church in Burlington has shaken things up a bit by adding new stained glass windows to their steeple, in the […]

Burlingtonians Celebrate July 3rd, the Last America-Free Day

July 4, 2017 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Thousands of Vermonters gathered in Burlington yesterday for their annual July 3rd celebration, commemorating the last day in history without a United States […]

Nonpartisan “Campaign For Vermont” Unites Both Republicans and Conservatives

June 23, 2017 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – It can be hard to reach across the aisle in today’s divided political climate, but that hasn’t stopped “Campaign For Vermont,” an advocacy […]

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