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Vermonter Launches New App to Find Single Mittens in Your Area

December 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

ESSEX JUNCTION – If you’ve spent precious getting-out-the-door time looking for the other mitten or glove to go with the one in your hand, don’t […]

Local Man Unsure If He Has A Gym Membership

December 9, 2019 The Winooski 0

ESSEX JUNCTION – As the holiday season rushes forward and brings us into the new year, one local man is having trouble remembering whether or […]

Due to Low Vaccination Rate, Vermont Sees Recent Spike in Disco Fever

September 14, 2019 The Winooski 2

ESSEX JUNCTION – Once thought to be completely eradicated, authorities are reporting six cases of Disco Fever in Essex Junction over the past month, the […]

Vermont Protesters Hoping to Attract Bigger Names to Kick Out of the State

June 4, 2019 The Winooski 0

ESSEX JUNCTION – Vermont’s protester population, one of the largest per capita in the nation, is looking to draw some bigger names to the state […]

Champlain Valley Fair Applies to Be an Official Magnet School

August 31, 2018 The Winooski 0

ESSEX JUNCTION – After years of lower attendance caused by school schedules that have crept further and further back into August, the Champlain Valley Fair […]

Protests Over Essex High School’s Portrayal of Law Enforcement in “Les Mis”

November 17, 2017 The Winooski 0

ESSEX JUNCTION – Hundreds of Vermonters arrived at Essex High School last night armed with protest signs and singing the songs of angry men in […]

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