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Vermont Legislator Charged with “Zooming” While Driving

January 29, 2021 The Winooski 0

GLASTONBURY – State Representative Kamara Pixel, a Progressive Liberal from Glastonbury District 6-4, says she will fight a traffic citation issued to her last week […]

Vermonters Worried About New Cases of Canuckian Virus

March 2, 2020 The Winooski 0

GLASTONBURY – A newly discovered pandemic has been striking large Vermont Utilities. The “Canuckian Virus” has been rampantly encroaching into the Green Mountain State. Reportedly […]

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