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Messiah Sing-Along Conductor Refuses to End Concert Until Audience Places Their Final Consonants Together

December 24, 2018 The Winooski 5

MIDDLEBURY – Police have been alerted to a potential hostage situation at the Congregational Church in Middlebury after reports came in that audience members at […]

Wizard Community Accuses Middlebury Quidditch Team of Cultural Appropriation

October 6, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – The Middlebury College sports community was stunned this week when accusations of cultural appropriation were leveled against the school’s quidditch team. Representatives from […]

Middlebury Student Marries Student Loans – “I Just Know We’ll Be Together Forever”

June 22, 2018 The Winooski 0

MIDDLEBURY – In an unusual ceremony attended by friends, family, and collection agencies, Middlebury graduate Amanda Knope was legally married to her student loans after […]

Middlebury Students Refuse to Acknowledge Middle-Aged Woman as Peer

April 3, 2018 The Winooski 0

MIDDLEBURY – A thirty-nine-year-old woman from Middlebury is calling out a group of students at Middlebury College for their continued insistence that she is not […]

As Parent Weekends End, Students Finally Bring Their Bongs Out of Hiding

October 18, 2017 The Winooski 0

MIDDLEBURY – The close of Middlebury College’s Fall Family Weekend on Sunday marks the end of Vermont’s many fall semester parent visitation celebrations, leaving students […]

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