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Santa Accused of Racial Profiling – Most on Naughty List Are White Males

December 16, 2019 The Winooski 0

NORTH POLE – The frozen north is in some hot water this week after an anonymous whistleblower from the North Pole has stepped forward to […]

Present Delivery Largely Unaffected By North Pole Shutdown

December 25, 2018 The Winooski 0

NORTH POLE – Children all over the world were relieved this morning to find presents under their trees, as the North Pole enters into day […]

Santa Claus Under Probation For Attempting to Deliver Over 600 Pounds of Marijuana

December 4, 2018 The Winooski 0

NORTH POLE – Federal authorities confirmed this week that they have raided a compound at the North Pole belonging to Kristopher Kringle, better known throughout […]

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