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Three Vermont Towns Weigh in on Becoming Vegan-Free “Meat Sanctuaries”

February 7, 2020 The Winooski 5

SHELDON – With several towns in the state signing legislation to become “gun sanctuaries,” three Vermont communities will soon vote on whether or not to […]

Crop Circles in the Shape of Ethan Allen Appear in Sheldon Fields

August 27, 2018 Jill Allen 0

SHELDON – You don’t need to go to the English countryside to see crop circles anymore. Now you can see them right here in Vermont, […]

Celestial Bovine Seen Over Local Milk Producer’s Land

August 23, 2018 Jill Allen 0

SHELDON – “I knew right away it was a holy cow, when I first saw it shining over there a month ago!” enthused Ima Steer […]

Local Farm Unveils Holstein Freezing Technology for Fresher Milk

August 11, 2018 Jill Allen 2

SHELDON – Looking to Vermont’s electoral primary on Tuesday, August 14, a local cow juice producer sees an opportunity to boost sagging sales and promote […]

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