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Thousands of Stay-At-Home Workers Are Discovering They Are Married

April 11, 2020 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – Forced by the corona virus pandemic to stay in their houses and work from home, thousands of American workers are now discovering that […]

Release: The Winooski Lays Off Only Employee

April 1, 2020 The Winooski 8

WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski has been forced to lay off its only employee. Media organizations across the state have been […]

Vermont Once Again Shut Out of Best Director Category

January 13, 2020 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – When the 92nd annual Academy Award nominations were announced this morning, there was no cry of shock when the best director contenders were […]

Lone Commenter Unable to Convince Internet That Satire Article is Not Real

January 6, 2020 The Winooski 9

WINOOSKI – Despite his best efforts, lone internet commenter Steve M. was unable to convince any of the other commenters that the satire post they […]

Winooski Wins National “Nailed It” Christmas Tree Competition

December 27, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – The city of Winooski, VT has won a national Christmas tree decorating competition put on by the creators of “Nailed It.” “Nailed It” […]

America Spends Day Trying to Be More Like Christ Financially

December 25, 2019 The Winooski 1

WINOOSKI – In a nation that has firm boundaries on the separation between church and state, most of America spent December trying to become as […]

Local Satire Site Becomes Irrelevant After Failing to Be Podcast

December 6, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – The once proud flagship of the local satire scene, The Winooski was declared officially irrelevant this week after it was convicted of not […]

Vermont Prepares to Swap Population With New York, New Jersey

November 27, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – Today marks the first day in a three-to-five-day experiment that will see Vermont swap up to 50% of its population with residents of […]

New Survey Shows 100% of Vermonters Hold Moderate Political Views

November 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – In a shocking new survey, results show that the “liberal” state of Vermont is full of moderates. Even in the more “conservative” rural […]

Flat Vermont Movement Gains Traction as Many Believe Green Mountains Are Fake

November 20, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – If you ask Lou Minotti whether he believes that Vermont’s green mountains are real, he’ll sigh and look up at you with sad […]

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