Vermont Once Again Shut Out of Best Director Category
WINOOSKI – When the 92nd annual Academy Award nominations were announced this morning, there was no cry of shock when the best director contenders were […]
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Lone Commenter Unable to Convince Internet That Satire Article is Not Real
WINOOSKI – Despite his best efforts, lone internet commenter Steve M. was unable to convince any of the other commenters that the satire post they […]
Winooski Wins National “Nailed It” Christmas Tree Competition
WINOOSKI – The city of Winooski, VT has won a national Christmas tree decorating competition put on by the creators of “Nailed It.” “Nailed It” […]
America Spends Day Trying to Be More Like Christ Financially
WINOOSKI – In a nation that has firm boundaries on the separation between church and state, most of America spent December trying to become as […]
Local Satire Site Becomes Irrelevant After Failing to Be Podcast
WINOOSKI – The once proud flagship of the local satire scene, The Winooski was declared officially irrelevant this week after it was convicted of not […]
Vermont Prepares to Swap Population With New York, New Jersey
WINOOSKI – Today marks the first day in a three-to-five-day experiment that will see Vermont swap up to 50% of its population with residents of […]
New Survey Shows 100% of Vermonters Hold Moderate Political Views
WINOOSKI – In a shocking new survey, results show that the “liberal” state of Vermont is full of moderates. Even in the more “conservative” rural […]
Flat Vermont Movement Gains Traction as Many Believe Green Mountains Are Fake
WINOOSKI – If you ask Lou Minotti whether he believes that Vermont’s green mountains are real, he’ll sigh and look up at you with sad […]
Disney Creates Snowstorm For Launch of New Streaming Service
WINOOSKI – Children around the state are celebrating today, after the Walt Disney Company blasted the Northeast with wind and snow in order to create […]
Number of Tainted Halloween Candy Incidents More Than Triples This Year to Still Zero
WINOOSKI – With zero reports of tainted Halloween trick-or-treats this year, parents are concerned, as this is ten times last year’s number of zero. In […]