Nation Fights to Conserve Freedom Resources Over Holiday Weekend
WINOOSKI – Vermont is one of almost forty states being asked to conserve its freedom this holiday weekend. With such an important resource being squandered […]
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Bored Writer Exaggerates News Story During Alien Invasion
WINOOSKI – A local satire writer is being accused of going beyond the bounds of normal satire and completely fabricating a story with no tether […]
Summer Officially Cancels Vermont Visit After Weeks of Delay
WINOOSKI – Fans of summer are going to be disappointed this year. The popular season, which was scheduled to arrive in Vermont for a three […]
Breaking News: Other States Also Have Weather
WINOOSKI – In a shocking discovery, the undercover team at The Winooski has discovered that other states besides Vermont have unpredictable or remarkable weather patterns. […]
The Winooski Urges Readers Not to Accept Second-Rate Satire
WINOOSKI – In what one disgruntled reader is touting as “the stunning un-doing of Vermont’s self-proclaimed ‘premiere, locally sourced, organic satire site’,” word is spreading […]
Americans Honor Those Who Died For Freedoms They Are Giving Away
WINOOSKI – Vermonters join today with millions of other Americans in celebrating the lives and sacrifices of all those who died, fighting for freedoms that […]
Satire Site Angers Readers For Being Both Funny and Not Funny At All
WINOOSKI – If you haven’t spent any time in the comment section of Vermont’s premiere, locally sourced, organic satire site The Winooski, you may be […]
Vermont Satire Site “The Winooski” Rebrands as Legitimate News Organization
WINOOSKI – For almost two years Vermonters have enjoyed the biting satire and silly humor of their premiere local satire site The Winooski, but starting […]
New Data Shows People Who Spend All Their Money Have Less Money Remaining
WINOOSKI – In a stunning revelation that is changing everything about how Americans look at finance, a new study released last week has shown that […]
Winooski Voters Confirm They Elected Kristine Lott Because Their Dogs Liked Her Better
WINOOSKI – Incoming Winooski mayor Kristine Lott, the first woman to hold the position, was elected 650-478 on Tuesday, largely in part to the opinions […]