VT Route 11 Deteriorating Due to Crumple-Horned Snorkack, Officials Say
LONDONDERRY – Frustration has been expressed by residents of Windham Country in southern Vermont, thanks to new information coming from the governor’s office. VT Route […]
Month: May 2017
Man Arrested on I-89 Had More Than Double the Legal Blood Maple Syrup Content
WILLISTON – State police arrested Randolph resident Michael “Scoops” Mitchell on Thursday evening after noting his vehicle’s excessive speed and erratic swerving pattern. A breathalyzer […]
Gov. Scott Unsure about Marijuana Legislation, Smokes Joint in Office
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott told reporters today that he was unsure whether or not he would sign the marijuana legalization legislation that recently […]
South Burlington Group Proposes Changing Team Names to “The Clansmen”
SOUTH BURLINGTON – A South Burlington community group calling itself the “Rebels Way Towards the Future” has proposed changing the names of the local high […]
Vermonters Rush to Get Sick Ahead of Anticipated Health Care Changes
BURLINGTON – Eileen Whalen, president and CEO of the UVM Medical Center in Burlington has reported a massive influx of patients in the past few […]
Third Generation Vermonter Shocked to Discover They Are Not From Vermont
WINOOSKI – Winooski resident Samantha Monteverdi was stunned to discover last week that she is not, in fact, from Vermont. The ugly truth came out […]