Syrup & Cows #030 – 12/31/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Month: December 2017
2017 – A Look Back at Vermont’s Most Recent Year
As we begin to look ahead with terror anticipation to the start of a new year, it is always horrifying pleasant to reflect back on the major […]
Suspect Named in Vergennes Bombing; South Canada Cleared
VERGENNES – Police have named a suspect in the UTC Plant bombing that occurred on December 8th. The explosion was previously thought to be caused […]
Vermont Prosecutor Gets Nothing For Christmas This Year
BURLINGTON – Chief Deputy State’s Attorney for Chittenden County Justin Jiron was dismayed to find that his parents’ Christmas gifts to him did not arrive […]
GMU School District Proposes Move Back to One-Room Schoolhouse
CAVENDISH – At a contentious first meeting of the newly formed Green Mountain Unified School District on Tuesday evening, Two Rivers Supervisory Union Superintendent Meg Powden […]
Vermont Decriminalizes Speeding
MONTPELIER – After Lt. John Flannigan, commander of the state police’s safety programs, reported a large rise in the number of speeding violations, citations, and […]
Satire Website Forces Writers to Work on Major Holiday
WINOOSKI – Despite multiple protests, air-tight logic, and a democratic vote, writers for The Winooski, an online satire website focusing on the state of Vermont, are […]
Syrup & Cows #029 – 12/24/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Shoppers Scramble as Black Friday Deals Finally End
WILLISTON – Last-minute shoppers across the state are concerned about time, now that many Black Friday door-buster deals are coming to an end. The sales, […]
Vermonters Prepare to Stop Enjoying Choral Music For Another Year
WINOOSKI – As the holiday season winds down, Vermonters all over the state are making preparations to stop attending choral concerts until next December. Christmas […]