Syrup & Cows #033 – 1/21/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Month: January 2018
Ben & Jerry’s Creates Limited Batch of Tide Pod Flavored Ice Cream
WATERBURY – To commemorate the anniversary of Nelson Mandela’s release from prison, which occurred on February 11, 1990, ice cream giant Ben & Jerry’s has […]
Vermont’s Population Continues to Simultaneously Grow and Shrink
WINOOSKI – As many worry about the viability of the state, thanks to an aging population and low birth rate, Vermont got some good news […]
State Creates Department of Frozen Vehicles
MONTPELIER – After a troubling start to the winter season, marked by boats and cars freezing and sinking into the lake, the state of Vermont […]
Vermont Woman Accuses Fiction Writers of Being Fake
BAKERSFIELD – With the proliferation of political lies and inaccurate news stories increasing every day, one local woman has had enough and is on a […]
Gov. Scott Celebrates MLK Day By Announcing a New Prison
MONTPELIER – We wish this were a satire article. We really do. But it is not. This one really happened. On a day dedicated to […]
MLK Day Celebrations Put on Hold, Citing Lack of Social Progress
WINOOSKI – Several events set to focus on the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. were postponed today in Vermont, as organizers struggled to […]
Syrup & Cows #32 – 1/14/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Woolworth’s Buys Outdoor Gear Exchange, Plans to Re-open in March
BURLINGTON – With the purchase and closing of Panera Bread on Church Street in downtown Burlington, Outdoor Gear Exchange has announced that they have been […]
Maplefields Doubles Employee Wages, Closes Down All Locations
ST. ALBANS – Employees at local Vermont gas station chain Maplefields were thrilled this week when owner Skip Vallee announced that, due to the large […]