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Month: February 2018

Vermont Schools to Replace Para-Educators With Paratroopers

February 28, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Teachers across the state have been asking for more support from para-educators, even as the budgets for paras has been slashed at both […]

Northern Vermont University Installs Bullet Train Between Lyndon and Johnson

February 27, 2018 The Winooski 3

LYNDON – Many questioned the merger between Johnson State College and Lyndon State College, mostly asking why they did not name the new school “Lyndon […]

Gun Used in Nectar’s Shooting Blames Shooter, Claims It Does Not Kill People

February 26, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – A 2 AM shooting in downtown Burlington left residents upset and frightened, and many of them were looking to blame the gun itself […]

Syrup & Cows #038 – 2/25/18

February 25, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Maple Vampires Begin Ancient Tree Blood Rituals in Preparation for Annual Harvest

February 24, 2018 The Winooski 4

SHELBURNE – In the old days they just used their teeth. Now, maple vampires are equipped with a wide array of technological tools to aid […]

South Canadian Luge Team Accidentally Wins Bronze Medal in Olympic Skeleton

February 23, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – The members of the South Canadian Olympic luge team are being hailed as heroes after a stunning comeback in PyeongChang this week. […]

Students With No Reality TV Experience Attempt To Form Political Opinions

February 22, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – High school and college students across the state of Vermont are attempting to form complex and informed opinions on salient political issues, despite […]

VAOT Increases Road Signage in Student Housing

February 21, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – In an effort to improve student safety, the Vermont Agency of Transportation (VAOT) has stepped up efforts to place street signs in student […]

South Canadian Fire Department Rescues Cat From Shower

February 20, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – The newly formed fire department of South Canada has successfully completed its first emergency call, retrieving a cat that had become trapped […]

The Winooski Endorses You For Mayor of Burlington

February 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – After careful consideration and many weeks of deliberating, The Winooski has chosen to make its first official political endorsement. A thoughtful period of examination […]

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