Gov. Scott Blames Loss of Education Funding on Thanos
MONTPELIER – In the face of pressure from all sides to both improve Vermont’s educational system and curb spending on our children and families, Governor […]
Month: April 2018
Syrup & Cows #047 – 4/29/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Local Dog Struggles to Live Up To Warning Sign
SHAFTSBURY – Do “Beware of Dog” signs cause undue stress for peaceful pooches? According to one southern Vermont canine, the answer is a resounding “Woof.” […]
Taconic State Parkway to Be Extended to Burlington
BURLINGTON – The drive from Burlington down to New York City will be a little quicker next year. New York Governor Cuomo and Vermont Governor […]
Burlington Agrees to Photoshop Diversity Into Controversial Mural
BURLINGTON – The city of Burlington has finally reached a decision on the controversial “Everyone Loves a Parade!” mural that has been displayed between Church […]
Bill McKibben Rides Dolphin Into Space as Species Leaves Earth
COLCHESTER – Noted environmentalist Bill McKibben was seen leaving Earth on the back of a flying dolphin yesterday evening, alongside every other dolphin on earth. […]
South Burlington Sued For Fraud, Forced to Change Name to East Burlington
SOUTH EAST BURLINGTON – The city of South Burlington is not only changing the name of its mascot, but also the name of the city itself. […]
Syrup & Cows #046 – 4/22/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Trump Fires Vermont Poet Laureate Chard deNiord, Replaces Him with NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch
WESTMINSTER – In a shocking and possibly illegal move, U.S. President Donald Trump has declared the firing of current Vermont poet laureate Chard deNiord, and […]