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Month: April 2018

Gov. Scott Blames Loss of Education Funding on Thanos

April 30, 2018 The Winooski 7

MONTPELIER – In the face of pressure from all sides to both improve Vermont’s educational system and curb spending on our children and families, Governor […]

Syrup & Cows #047 – 4/29/18

April 29, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Local Dog Struggles to Live Up To Warning Sign

April 28, 2018 The Winooski 0

SHAFTSBURY – Do “Beware of Dog” signs cause undue stress for peaceful pooches? According to one southern Vermont canine, the answer is a resounding “Woof.” […]

OneCare Vermont ACO’s New Website Flooded With Mexican Food Orders

April 27, 2018 The Winooski 1

Taconic State Parkway to Be Extended to Burlington

April 26, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – The drive from Burlington down to New York City will be a little quicker next year. New York Governor Cuomo and Vermont Governor […]

Burlington Agrees to Photoshop Diversity Into Controversial Mural

April 25, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – The city of Burlington has finally reached a decision on the controversial “Everyone Loves a Parade!” mural that has been displayed between Church […]

Bill McKibben Rides Dolphin Into Space as Species Leaves Earth

April 24, 2018 The Winooski 2

COLCHESTER –  Noted environmentalist Bill McKibben was seen leaving Earth on the back of a flying dolphin yesterday evening, alongside every other dolphin on earth. […]

South Burlington Sued For Fraud, Forced to Change Name to East Burlington

April 23, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH EAST BURLINGTON – The city of South Burlington is not only changing the name of its mascot, but also the name of the city itself. […]

Syrup & Cows #046 – 4/22/18

April 22, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Trump Fires Vermont Poet Laureate Chard deNiord, Replaces Him with NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch

April 21, 2018 The Winooski 1

WESTMINSTER – In a shocking and possibly illegal move, U.S. President Donald Trump has declared the firing of current Vermont poet laureate Chard deNiord, and […]

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